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Mla 2:50pm Sat 28 Apr

Rating
1.2
 
   
itv is garbage
Absolute middle class tosh. Alan is racist, homophobic and a complete c***.
fibiotic 3:14pm Thu 1 Mar
 
   
Not too bad
Not brilliant but light years better than slimy Piers "Morgan" Moron.
Digger 2:27pm Fri 24 Feb
 
   
penny
penny please come back you made the show
kpk 3:58pm Sat 11 Feb
 
   
Immature behaviour
I hate Alans show, I went to one of his shows and experienced his bad behaviour personally.
sally 12:49pm Thu 2 Feb
 
   
johnny vaughan
why was alan so rude to johnny vaughan? jealous and insecure maybe...... alan your teeth are disgusting, go to the dentist
toosh 4:27pm Tue 31 Jan
 
   
not sure why.....
... but goodness me, there's such much hate here, what a shame people are so horrid !
sad 1:34pm Wed 25 Jan
 
   
Where's the remote
Usual rubbish, time switch.
Dissapointed 3:27pm Tue 8 Nov
 
   
alans allotment
he is a compost filler, he loves to fill up other peoples compost heaps with his gardening essence
towie baby 8:29pm Sun 2 Oct
 
   
I love Alan
Good grief. What is the matter with you all? Why are you reading something into it that is not there? Why do you watch the show so often if you think it is so dreadful!! I think it's great. Someone else must enjoy it too otherwise it would have been axed before now.
I love Alan 10:52am Sat 24 Sep
 
   
Reply to "U lot on disco biscuits"
Right wing Facist with serious racist undertones..that sums up Alan. I see they have stopped having on Linda "self promoting" Papadopoulos and Nick "right wing" Ferrari for those pathetic discussions at the start. That is obviously an improvement, but Alan's pseudo racist views are still prevalent & of course disgusting! Is this really what we want on Daytime TV? I think not!
Carly Morris 1:28pm Mon 19 Sep
 
   
What?
What the hell are you lot on? Lighten up - it is day time TV afterall....
U lot on the disco biscuits 2:08pm Mon 12 Sep
 
   
horrid man
Nice to see ITV continue to employ and reward bigots and racists with their own chat shows
he a racist 1:50pm Wed 7 Sep
 
   
Home truths
Alan is great, he has been a member of our club for years. Actually he is one of our most prominent members along with Ron Atkinson and Nick Griffin.
The KKK 3:36am Sat 7 May
 
   
NOT AGAIN !
Bring back The Flower Pot Men. Better than this garbage. Also stopped using B@Q as they have cardboard cutouts of the creep.
Time for him to move on. 12:50pm Mon 2 May
 
   
nog of the nig
Get it off, there is no place for right wing racists like Alan on TV. His guests are the same, Kelvin McKenzie, Carol Malone etc. All bloody fascists!
1950`s USA 12:04pm Wed 27 Apr
 
   
rubbish
this show is so bad you wouldn't even put it on the compost heap . Get it off
Les 9:59am Fri 22 Apr
 
   
Right Wing Alan
This show is SO bad i had to kick my cat across the room.
Susan Boil 10:40pm Wed 20 Apr
 
   
the furher
heil to the racist Alan
Tarquin Bardinni the 4th 4:33am Tue 19 Apr
 
   
Ah ha!
This show is what The Daily Mail would look like if you used it as a script for a TV show. I loathe Titchmarsh way more than someone like Nick Griffin as rather than coming out and expressing his obvious right wing agendam Alan sits on the garden fence whilst making snide innuendo. It's almost indistinguishable from Knowing Me, Knowing You with Alan Partridge right down to the politcal "debates".
Alan's Big Pocket 7:35pm Fri 15 Apr
 
   
What happened to.........?
Hi What happened to David Cassidy??? Disappointed fans out here!
Mrs B 3:29pm Mon 11 Apr
 
   
penny for my thoughts
Penny Smith is horrid, She dresses like a 20yr old woman. That is what happens when you spend 20 odd years on GMTV, she was once attractive but now over 50 has really started to look her age (hence why she wears such short skirts) so people are drawn to her legs and not her old crusty face
roy chubby down 10:07am Tue 5 Apr
 
   
penny ?
what is that woman wearing and what has she had done to her face ?
the critic 3:15pm Mon 4 Apr
 
   
NOT AGAIN !
Horrible little man. B&Q have lifesize cut out's of him. Almost honked in my trolley.
Swich Channel 3:54pm Wed 30 Mar
 
   
AJ
maaate! why are u not in the garden xx
AJBIGSHOW 10:59am Tue 29 Mar
 
   
All about me,me,me
Alan seems to love the sound of his voice, and why is Kelvin McKenzie always on this show with his right wing opinions? This show is actually as bad (if not worse) than OK!TV on Channel 5.
Irish Mick 2:12am Wed 23 Mar
 
   
insane interruptions
Once again I had to turn off as it was impossible to follow Rosemary Shriers excellent cookery because of Alan's inane interruptions he is supposed to be a gardener not a comedian just loves being the centre of attention!
Nuthatch 3:35pm Fri 18 Mar
 
   
same old rubbish
Bring back the Michael Ball Show! Anyone but Alan please!
midsomer cleansing 11:37am Fri 18 Mar
 
   
meh
Tory biased in EVERY discussion. Inane cookery (as commented by the person below) in which Alan simply messes around rendering the item totally pointless. Why is that old fossil Penny Smith always on? I thought we had finally got rid of her once GMTV was axed, but now she is turning up on this show!
harry pill 1:55am Tue 15 Mar
 
   
Cookery & Rosemary
Show is varied & reasonable but the cooking sessions utterly ruined by Alan clowning around in a thoroughly childish way completely making nonsense of anything achieved.
Oldie 6:39pm Mon 14 Mar
 
   
aint to bad, apart from Dr Linda
I see Alan has that hypocrite Papadopoulos on again.The woman who claims we are over sexualising children yet she constantly Tweets beauty tips and is always selling her products, she also dresses like a tart herself. Just google her and you will see what i mean. She is such a hypocrite!. Also, anyone who watches her on TV will notice she constantly runs her hands through her hair to tray and appeal to male viewers and she constantly checks herself out in the studio monitors. Horrid woman who should NOT be on TV!
jerry tech 11:39pm Sun 13 Mar
 
   
garbage
oh God, this utter garbage is back on, fronted by a racist, bigot! absolute gutter trash TV
alan isanob 1:06am Mon 7 Mar
 
   
Rubbish
Rubbish. Good riddance to the programme. very childish, full of inuendos at peak viewing when chaildren are still up and watching TV. In fact it's not even suitable for adults.
Mick 8:56pm Fri 17 Dec
 
   
Early Xmas present
The last of this pathetic excuse of a show for the year. Is Alan Titchmarsh a Gurning Champion .I hope it does not return
john carmichael 5:15pm Fri 17 Dec
 
   
Utterly Disgusted
Bad move by producers to have Trinnie & Susannah on Wed, 15th Dec. show. Degrading to women, Alan looked embarrassed. Also, why the sudden need to have two scantily dressed girls to accompany him at start of show. Normally enjoy the diversity of show but producers and Alan you have cheapened everything now. Shame on you all.
Nita 2:09pm Thu 16 Dec
 
   
enough is enough
this show has reached the point of no return. it must be taken off air. Titchmarsh is pathetic, and the bad language by two hasbeen so called fashion gurus is not required. Get ridd.
john carmichael 7:57pm Wed 15 Dec
 
   
5th December 2010
What an absolutely disgusting show Today, Women in underwear, Trinny & Susannah talking gutter talk @ 5pm & Alan Titchmarsh making sexual innuendos. I will be contacting the TV Complaints Commission
Carl Brown 5:42pm Wed 15 Dec
 
   
Put the creep back in the allotment
Miranda Hart and Titchmarsh in the same show. This must be as bad as it gets. Nearly threw up the other day, B&Q have cardboard cutouts of him. Had to go to Homebase.
Keep the remote handy 4:39pm Wed 15 Dec
 
   
Lying idiot..
Why does Alan introduce this show as Live? IT IS NOT LIVE And it is also rubbish..thank god the series is over soon!
Manilla Vice 2:43pm Tue 14 Dec
 
   
itv
Alan is a steaming pile of dog mess, a racist, tory biased fool
alan is a **** 4:32pm Fri 10 Dec
 
   
Shocked by the comments
I am shocked by the comments on this page, Alan is the spearhead of ITV and his ratings (although poor) are still better than expected. So you will have to endure Alan for a long time yet. Michael Ball has also been re-commissioned :)
Carl Brown - ITV Public Relations 12:16am Wed 8 Dec
 
   
Racist Alan
Racist idiot..Typical of ITV to employ bigots!
fight the power 4:31pm Mon 6 Dec
 
   
UTTER CRAP
This show is utter rubbish, he has singers who are not popular on his show. Why the hell does he have 'debates' - no one gives one. It's a family show, that's not interesting... He's a gardener for crying out loud ITV, let him get back to what he is sort of good at. It's typical of ITV to produce something this lame.
Gaz 5:21pm Thu 2 Dec
 
   
Duffy not Alesha?
It says on Alesha's official website that she is on your show tomorrow?
ArtStar 11:49pm Wed 1 Dec
 
   
Put him out to grass.
Better entertainment in the local club. Total tat. Time to pull the plug.
Would sooner watch paint dry. 5:11pm Tue 30 Nov
 
   
Creepy man
I despise this man so much. ITV why oh why do you insist of continually giving cretins like Alan show after show! Philip Schofield is the same, on every damn show on ITV! This Morning, The Cube,Dancing On Ice, MR & Mrs etc etc
Bill Gates 12:56am Tue 30 Nov
 
   
Drivel
utterly abdominal show - gardeners world when down the plug hole when this idiot presented it - now this - drop the program and Titchmarsh off our screens please
daw - Romford 4:44pm Fri 12 Nov
 
   
were does he get his singers from
all the people he has on his ie singers cant sing to save there lives the saturdays are useless cant sing at all ithink he just drags them off the street he wants to get a life
the eqauliser 7:32am Fri 5 Nov
 
   
A touch of irony...
I love the show, Alan is witty and always gets the best from his interviews (he is better than Parkinson & Frost) Please ITV get Alan to present Daybreak, This Morning, 60 Min Makeover & Also keep his 5 O`clock show. Maybe you could give him another show in the evenings.
Sarcastic & Drastic 10:57pm Thu 4 Nov
 
   
Alan is so annoying
This show is so bad , surely ITV could air some repeats (ANYTHING) instead of this utter rubbish
insipid cretin 8:45pm Thu 4 Nov
 
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