Music Anyone know where I can get a list of the music acts/guests that have appeared on the show? Mla2:50pm Sat 28 Apr
Rating 1.2
itv is garbage Absolute middle class tosh.
Alan is racist, homophobic and a complete c***. fibiotic3:14pm Thu 1 Mar
Not too bad Not brilliant but light years better than slimy Piers "Morgan" Moron. Digger2:27pm Fri 24 Feb
penny penny please come back you made the show kpk3:58pm Sat 11 Feb
Immature behaviour I hate Alans show, I went to one of his shows and experienced his bad behaviour
personally. sally12:49pm Thu 2 Feb
johnny vaughan why was alan so rude to johnny vaughan? jealous and insecure maybe...... alan your teeth are disgusting, go to the dentist toosh4:27pm Tue 31 Jan
not sure why..... ... but goodness me, there's such much hate here, what a shame people are so horrid ! sad1:34pm Wed 25 Jan
Where's the remote Usual rubbish, time switch. Dissapointed3:27pm Tue 8 Nov
alans allotment he is a compost filler, he loves to fill up other peoples compost heaps with his gardening essence towie baby8:29pm Sun 2 Oct
I love Alan Good grief. What is the matter with you all? Why are you reading something into it that is not there? Why do you watch the show so often if you think it is so dreadful!! I think it's great. Someone else must enjoy it too otherwise it would have been axed before now.
I love Alan10:52am Sat 24 Sep
Reply to "U lot on disco biscuits" Right wing Facist with serious racist undertones..that sums up Alan.
I see they have stopped having on Linda "self promoting" Papadopoulos and Nick "right wing" Ferrari for those pathetic discussions at the start.
That is obviously an improvement, but Alan's pseudo racist views are still prevalent & of course disgusting!
Is this really what we want on Daytime TV? I think not! Carly Morris1:28pm Mon 19 Sep
What? What the hell are you lot on? Lighten up - it is day time TV afterall.... U lot on the disco biscuits2:08pm Mon 12 Sep
horrid man Nice to see ITV continue to employ and reward bigots and racists with their own chat shows he a racist1:50pm Wed 7 Sep
Home truths Alan is great, he has been a member of our club for years. Actually he is one of our most prominent members along with Ron Atkinson and Nick Griffin. The KKK3:36am Sat 7 May
NOT AGAIN ! Bring back The Flower Pot Men. Better than this garbage. Also stopped using B@Q as they have cardboard cutouts of the creep. Time for him to move on.12:50pm Mon 2 May
nog of the nig Get it off, there is no place for right wing racists like Alan on TV.
His guests are the same, Kelvin McKenzie, Carol Malone etc. All bloody fascists! 1950`s USA12:04pm Wed 27 Apr
rubbish this show is so bad you wouldn't even put it on the compost heap . Get it off Les9:59am Fri 22 Apr
Right Wing Alan This show is SO bad i had to kick my cat across the room. Susan Boil10:40pm Wed 20 Apr
the furher heil to the racist Alan Tarquin Bardinni the 4th4:33am Tue 19 Apr
Ah ha! This show is what The Daily Mail would look like if you used it as a script for a TV show.
I loathe Titchmarsh way more than someone like Nick Griffin as rather than coming out and expressing his obvious right wing agendam Alan sits on the garden fence whilst making snide innuendo.
It's almost indistinguishable from Knowing Me, Knowing You with Alan Partridge right down to the politcal "debates". Alan's Big Pocket7:35pm Fri 15 Apr
What happened to.........? Hi
What happened to David Cassidy???
Disappointed fans out here! Mrs B3:29pm Mon 11 Apr
penny for my thoughts Penny Smith is horrid,
She dresses like a 20yr old woman.
That is what happens when you spend 20 odd years on GMTV, she was once attractive but now over 50 has really started to look her age (hence why she wears such short skirts) so people are drawn to her legs and not her old crusty face roy chubby down10:07am Tue 5 Apr
penny ? what is that woman wearing and what has she had done to her face ? the critic3:15pm Mon 4 Apr
NOT AGAIN ! Horrible little man. B&Q have lifesize cut out's of him. Almost honked in my trolley. Swich Channel3:54pm Wed 30 Mar
AJ maaate! why are u not in the garden xx AJBIGSHOW10:59am Tue 29 Mar
All about me,me,me Alan seems to love the sound of his voice, and why is Kelvin McKenzie always on this show with his right wing opinions?
This show is actually as bad (if not worse) than OK!TV on Channel 5.
Irish Mick2:12am Wed 23 Mar
insane interruptions Once again I had to turn off as it was impossible to follow Rosemary Shriers excellent cookery because of Alan's inane interruptions he is supposed to be a gardener not a comedian just loves being the centre of attention! Nuthatch3:35pm Fri 18 Mar
same old rubbish Bring back the Michael Ball Show!
Anyone but Alan please! midsomer cleansing11:37am Fri 18 Mar
meh Tory biased in EVERY discussion. Inane cookery (as commented by the person below) in which Alan simply messes around rendering the item totally pointless.
Why is that old fossil Penny Smith always on? I thought we had finally got rid of her once GMTV was axed, but now she is turning up on this show! harry pill1:55am Tue 15 Mar
Cookery & Rosemary Show is varied & reasonable but the cooking sessions utterly ruined by Alan clowning around in a thoroughly childish way completely making nonsense of anything achieved. Oldie6:39pm Mon 14 Mar
aint to bad, apart from Dr Linda I see Alan has that hypocrite Papadopoulos on again.The woman who claims we are over sexualising children yet she constantly Tweets beauty tips and is always selling her products, she also dresses like a tart herself. Just google her and you will see what i mean.
She is such a hypocrite!.
Also, anyone who watches her on TV will notice she constantly runs her hands through her hair to tray and appeal to male viewers and she constantly checks herself out in the studio monitors.
Horrid woman who should NOT be on TV! jerry tech11:39pm Sun 13 Mar
garbage oh God, this utter garbage is back on, fronted by a racist, bigot!
absolute gutter trash TV alan isanob1:06am Mon 7 Mar
Rubbish Rubbish. Good riddance to the programme. very childish, full of inuendos at peak viewing when chaildren are still up and watching TV. In fact it's not even suitable for adults. Mick8:56pm Fri 17 Dec
Early Xmas present The last of this pathetic excuse of a show for the year. Is Alan Titchmarsh a Gurning Champion .I hope it does not return john carmichael5:15pm Fri 17 Dec
Utterly Disgusted Bad move by producers to have Trinnie & Susannah on Wed, 15th Dec. show. Degrading to women, Alan looked embarrassed. Also, why the sudden need to have two scantily dressed girls to accompany him at start of show. Normally enjoy the diversity of show but producers and Alan you have cheapened everything now. Shame on you all. Nita2:09pm Thu 16 Dec
enough is enough this show has reached the point of no return. it must be taken off air. Titchmarsh is pathetic, and the bad language by two hasbeen so called fashion gurus is not required. Get ridd. john carmichael7:57pm Wed 15 Dec
5th December 2010 What an absolutely disgusting show Today, Women in underwear, Trinny & Susannah talking gutter talk @ 5pm & Alan Titchmarsh making sexual innuendos.
I will be contacting the TV Complaints Commission Carl Brown5:42pm Wed 15 Dec
Put the creep back in the allotment Miranda Hart and Titchmarsh in the same show. This must be as bad as it gets. Nearly threw up the other day, B&Q have cardboard cutouts of him. Had to go to Homebase. Keep the remote handy4:39pm Wed 15 Dec
Lying idiot.. Why does Alan introduce this show as Live?
IT IS NOT LIVE
And it is also rubbish..thank god the series is over soon! Manilla Vice2:43pm Tue 14 Dec
itv Alan is a steaming pile of dog mess, a racist, tory biased fool alan is a ****4:32pm Fri 10 Dec
Shocked by the comments I am shocked by the comments on this page, Alan is the spearhead of ITV and his ratings (although poor) are still better than expected.
So you will have to endure Alan for a long time yet.
Michael Ball has also been re-commissioned :) Carl Brown - ITV Public Relations12:16am Wed 8 Dec
Racist Alan Racist idiot..Typical of ITV to employ bigots! fight the power4:31pm Mon 6 Dec
UTTER CRAP This show is utter rubbish, he has singers who are not popular on his show. Why the hell does he have 'debates' - no one gives one. It's a family show, that's not interesting... He's a gardener for crying out loud ITV, let him get back to what he is sort of good at. It's typical of ITV to produce something this lame. Gaz5:21pm Thu 2 Dec
Duffy not Alesha? It says on Alesha's official website that she is on your show tomorrow? ArtStar11:49pm Wed 1 Dec
Put him out to grass. Better entertainment in the local club. Total tat. Time to pull the plug. Would sooner watch paint dry.5:11pm Tue 30 Nov
Creepy man I despise this man so much.
ITV why oh why do you insist of continually giving cretins like Alan show after show!
Philip Schofield is the same, on every damn show on ITV!
This Morning, The Cube,Dancing On Ice, MR & Mrs etc etc
Bill Gates12:56am Tue 30 Nov
Drivel utterly abdominal show - gardeners world when down the plug hole when this idiot presented it - now this - drop the program and Titchmarsh off our screens please daw - Romford4:44pm Fri 12 Nov
were does he get his singers from all the people he has on his ie singers cant sing to save there lives the saturdays are useless cant sing at all ithink he just drags them off the street he wants to get a life the eqauliser7:32am Fri 5 Nov
A touch of irony... I love the show, Alan is witty and always gets the best from his interviews (he is better than Parkinson & Frost)
Please ITV get Alan to present Daybreak, This Morning, 60 Min Makeover & Also keep his 5 O`clock show.
Maybe you could give him another show in the evenings. Sarcastic & Drastic10:57pm Thu 4 Nov
Alan is so annoying This show is so bad , surely ITV could air some repeats (ANYTHING) instead of this utter rubbish insipid cretin8:45pm Thu 4 Nov
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